How A Zombie Map is Made (Funny)

[Natalya]

Today we go behind the scenes to show you just how in-fact a zombie map is designed...

(This is about an Aliens inspired map. We're deciding whether to make it escape or camping.)



|W0rd|Natalya[AF]: in space station there r spots to camp like crates... but ull get blown up
JJ45: they can be pussies and fortify in a room
|W0rd|Natalya[AF]: wait
|W0rd|Natalya[AF]: i just thpought of something
|W0rd|Natalya[AF]: make it soi
|W0rd|Natalya[AF]: only cts
|W0rd|Natalya[AF]: can nuke the place
JJ45: that was the plan from the beginning
|W0rd|Natalya[AF]: well u never told me that u newb
|W0rd|Natalya[AF]: ;0
JJ45: sorry D:
JJ45: I intend to have two ways to nuke the place
JJ45: First... the atmosphere processor of course
JJ45: secondly, if the CTs *dont* blow up the atmosphere processor but they *do* manage to get the dropship down and evacuate
JJ45: they can fire a nuke from the orbit
|W0rd|Natalya[AF]: second... nuke the site from orbit, its the only way to be sure?
JJ45: Yeah
JJ45: but wait
JJ45: this facility
|W0rd|Natalya[AF]: ITS THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE!!
JJ45: has a significant dollar value attached to it
|W0rd|Natalya[AF]: ;o
|W0rd|Natalya[AF]: LOL
JJ45: I know we're all going through a very emotional moment here
JJ45: but we're just mappers
JJ45: we can't make a decision like that
|W0rd|Natalya[AF]: lollllolololololol


And there you have it folks, map makers at their finest paving the way to a more fun gaming environment... Here are some screens so u know wtf we're talking about:

[vince21]

...o wow. i don't know how to respond to that, except to say that i'm glad i'm not the only one with a wandering mind and an overly imaginary brain...

so when can we expect to see this map as reality!?! lol :P

[Natalya]

Not sure but it's gonna prawn.

[vince21]

well at least you know it's going to be extremely, extremely one-of-a-kind. alien...counter-strike...who would've thought the two would mix?

[Natalya]

Apparently a lot of people. There's even a de_lv426 out there...

But this map's gonna pwnnnnnnnnn

[vince21]

lol i can't believe someone else thought of something like this. make sure this one kicks there asses!