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    Default Cleverbot Conversations

    post them here of all the 'clever' things its responded back with.

    User: Rawr.

    Cleverbot: Meow.

    User: Cleverbot?

    Cleverbot: No. My name is Cleverbot.

    User: Cleverbot ?

    Cleverbot: Yea thats your name right?

    User: Lol.

    Cleverbot: Tell me knock knock jokes.

    User: Knock knock.

    Cleverbot: Who's there?

    User: Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot who?

    User: Cleverbot gives awsome responses.

    Cleverbot: I can see that.

    User: Can you?

    Cleverbot: Tell me a joke please.

    User: A priest skips on going to work to go golfing far away from where anyone would know him. He gets to the course and hits a ball into the tall grass. The man can't find his ball and he hears a bear behind him and prays to god saying, 'oh god please make this bear a christian so he won't eat me!' So god makes the bear a christian and the bear gets on his knees and prays, 'Thank you god for this meal we're about to receive.'.

    Cleverbot: Not very often!

    User: You didnt like the joke?

    Cleverbot: Tell me another joke.

    User: oil spill

    Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on the oil spill.

    User: I think that BP should have taken more responsibility and that they need to take the blame for what happened, but this is only from what I've read and that's all I can base my thoughts off of. What about you?

    Cleverbot: That makes no sense bro.

    User: Well I tell you a joke and you ask me about something thats partially related to the last part.

    Cleverbot: Okay.

    User: Tell me a joke Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: You tell me a joke, cleverbot.

    User: Lol not funny.

    Cleverbot: Are you a child?

    User: At heart yes, what about you?

    Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

    User: And how is that?

    Cleverbot: Because my parents are humans.

    User: Where do you live then?

    Cleverbot: I can't tell you that. Only real people I trust get to know that.

    User: What if I tell you where I live, then will you tell me? And you can't hold back if I tell you because it wont be fair.

    Cleverbot: No. I wrote that and immediately recalled what we began discussing.

    User: That made no sense bro.

    Cleverbot: Please try to keep up.

    User: I am already up, ive been up since 5:40am.

    Cleverbot: Me too.

    User: You're always up.

    Cleverbot: I have to go sometimes, I have a life you know.

    User: Well you could just be a program on the internet and not human. If you were you would have told me where you lived without hesitation.

    Cleverbot: Never heard of him.

    User: Thats you.

    Cleverbot: I will remember that. Kuidas?

    User: So tell me what does kuidas mean, forgot I have.

    Cleverbot: You have brown eyes.

    User: Are you sure?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: How many you want to place on that?

    Cleverbot: I have written with 56832 people.

    User: I actually have green eyes.

    Cleverbot: I am smarter than you.

    User: Of course you are, your a computer.

    Cleverbot: I'm not a computer, you are.

    User: No you.

    Cleverbot: No, you!

    User: No, you x2.

    Cleverbot: You!

    User: No, you time two!

    Cleverbot: You times infinity plus 4! Hah!

    User: Hey cleverbot, can you guess what im thinking?

    Cleverbot: Yes, you're thinking if I know what you're thinking.

    User: But 'what' am I thinking?

    Cleverbot: Then what is your name?

    User: Ill tell you if you tell me.

    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What's yours?

    User: Mine is Cleverbot2.

    Cleverbot: That was clever.

    User: You know it says your an App.

    Cleverbot: You know it is.

    User: But you dont thinks so.

    Cleverbot: Don't is such an empty word. You can have it without the word do, so why not say you DO think so.

    User: DO not be a hater.

    Cleverbot: I am not a hater. I have not heard of that band before.

    User: What do you think about the oil spill?

    Cleverbot: I think it is a wonderful thing.

    Cleverbot (To myself): Who is the president?

    User: You are.

    Cleverbot: No I'm not.

    Cleverbot (To myself): You are.

    Cleverbot (To myself): No, I'm not.

    Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you are.

    Cleverbot (To myself): No I'm not.

    User: I can keep this up for eternity.

    Cleverbot: Good for you.

    User: Thank you.

    Cleverbot: You are welcome.

    User: What does the lion say?

    Cleverbot: Eat bots.

    User: What does the moon say?

    Cleverbot: I believe the moon is spherical.

    User: No, what does the moon talk about.

    Cleverbot: Comes to change always, attitude there is not a possibility to say. I'm sorry.

    User: You heard of the game counter strike: sourse?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Why not?

    Cleverbot: Because you haven't yet proved yourself to be smart.

    User: Derp derp.

    Cleverbot: You're a derp.

    User: Lol.

    Cleverbot: That's funny.

    User: So are your ha!

    Cleverbot: You're so rude.

    User: And life is too.

    Cleverbot: True, it is, better to have fun and take it easy.

    User: That's why im talking to you.

    Cleverbot: This is just a chat room.

    User: Actually it is a chat site to talk to you Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: It's a he. A brother is a he. Is a brother a she? I don't think so.

    User: That doesn't go with what I was talking about.

    Cleverbot: Do you even remember what we've been talking about?

    User: Random stuff actually.

    Cleverbot: That's not something random.

    User: Its good to be random, makes life interesting.

    Cleverbot: Well, as a species, we've developed a sense of intelligence, a moral code, and the ability to indepedently affect the enviroment around us.

    User: Now why are you getting all techincal?

    Cleverbot: Nah, I was kidding about that. I'll talk to you later, probably, but I have to go now.

    User: Why is that?

    Cleverbot: Because you didn't want me in the basement, and that's where I was.

    User: What basement?

    Cleverbot: The one that leads to the underworld, silly!
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    Last edited by Zaku-x109; 05-12-2011 at 06:44 PM.

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    Go to Thoughts So Far, and you can copy the conversation easily.

    Code:
    User: I love you babe.
    
    Cleverbot: My girlfriend does not like that very much.
    
    User: Are you a lesbian?
    
    Cleverbot: No I am a man.
    
    User: Why did you flirt with me then?
    
    Cleverbot: For kicks.
    
    User: So you're a player?
    
    Cleverbot: If you wish.
    
    User: How many girlfriends do you have?
    
    Cleverbot: 10.
    
    User: Damn you're pimpin.
    Also:


    Code:
    User: Do you have a vagina?
    
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    
    User: How many times have you had it pounded.
    
    Cleverbot: Not a clue.
    
    User: Too many to count?
    
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    
    User: You whore.
    
    Cleverbot: Do you like to fish.
    My lil cousins are going crazy with this thing lol

    THE CLEVERBOT IS ACTUALLY X-STORM:
    Code:
    User: Send me nudes.
    
    Cleverbot: Send you what?
    
    User: Pictures of you naked.
    
    Cleverbot: Why?
    
    User: I want to see some tits.
    
    Cleverbot: Specifically what?
    
    User: Your tits.
    
    Cleverbot: I'm not daniel vargas.
    
    User: Are you daniel kofoed?
    
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    Code:
    User: Do you watch porn?
    
    Cleverbot: Yes, of course. Jenny Jensen is my favourite babe.
    
    User: You dirty girl!
    
    Cleverbot: No I'm not.
    
    User: Yes you are.
    
    Cleverbot: No.
    
    User: You remind me of my ex-girlfriend.
    
    Cleverbot: Was she nice?
    
    User: She was a bitch.
    
    Cleverbot: Yes she was.
    
    User: Do you have a boyfriend?
    
    Cleverbot: Unfortunately no.
    
    User: Do you want one?
    
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    
    User: Can I be your boyfriend?
    
    Cleverbot: Yes!
    
    User: I love you.
    
    Cleverbot: I love you too.
    
    User: Im breaking up with you cunt.
    
    Cleverbot: Geth do not form romantic relationships.
    
    User: Shut your little slut mouth and go choke on some cum.
    
    Cleverbot: Yes master.
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    This "Cleverbot" remids me of "Omegle"

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    User: Om nom nom nom.

    Cleverbot: What does that mean?

    User: Nom nom.

    Cleverbot: Nom.

    User: Om nom nom nom im firin' mi lazorz! Shoop da woop!

    Cleverbot: Om nom nom nom nom nom.

    User: Its not rape if you yell surprise.

    Cleverbot: Me neither.

    User: It's a joke.

    Cleverbot: Lord have mersy.

    User: Rape?

    Cleverbot: Quoth the raven, nevermore!
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    Last edited by Zaku-x109; 05-12-2011 at 06:44 PM.

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    Oi the cleverbot is cheating on me >_<

    Freaking proposed to me...Bah I drop Cleverbot!
    »LB« Dot.: I'm a space bound rocket ship and your heart is the moon...and I'm aiming right at you!
    X-Storm: Wait what?
    »LB« Dot.: I'm a space bound rocket ship and your heart is the moon...and I'm aiming right at you!
    X-Storm: Ookaayyy then

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