poetry jokes

[onehit]

haha i thought id start up a poem thread, not for fags, but for jokes.
i was reading some online and inspired me to write some, and these are what i wrote.
feel free to add what u want, i wanna see what crazy shit we can all come up with lol


There once was a monkey who shred some tears
He had a pair of jungle ears
He liked to fight
Like a knight
Then threw feces from his rear

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There once was a man named Jack
He liked to smoke some crack
He got high
Almost died
Now everyone thinks he's wack

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Ring, ring, knock on the door
Who is it? It's a whore!
Came on in, closed the door
She later left with a sore

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Sin Sin Sala Bin
Mr.Tim couldn't get it in
He got frustrated, He got mad
It just ended up making him sad

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There once was a man from Kentucky
One night he got lucky
She stole his shit, He shit a brick
He never slept with another chick