Cleverbot Conversations

[Zaku-x109]

post them here of all the 'clever' things its responded back with.

User: Rawr.

Cleverbot: Meow.

User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No. My name is Cleverbot.

User: Cleverbot ?

Cleverbot: Yea thats your name right?

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Tell me knock knock jokes.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot who?

User: Cleverbot gives awsome responses.

Cleverbot: I can see that.

User: Can you?

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke please.

User: A priest skips on going to work to go golfing far away from where anyone would know him. He gets to the course and hits a ball into the tall grass. The man can't find his ball and he hears a bear behind him and prays to god saying, 'oh god please make this bear a christian so he won't eat me!' So god makes the bear a christian and the bear gets on his knees and prays, 'Thank you god for this meal we're about to receive.'.

Cleverbot: Not very often!

User: You didnt like the joke?

Cleverbot: Tell me another joke.

User: oil spill

Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on the oil spill.

User: I think that BP should have taken more responsibility and that they need to take the blame for what happened, but this is only from what I've read and that's all I can base my thoughts off of. What about you?

Cleverbot: That makes no sense bro.

User: Well I tell you a joke and you ask me about something thats partially related to the last part.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Tell me a joke Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You tell me a joke, cleverbot.

User: Lol not funny.

Cleverbot: Are you a child?

User: At heart yes, what about you?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: And how is that?

Cleverbot: Because my parents are humans.

User: Where do you live then?

Cleverbot: I can't tell you that. Only real people I trust get to know that.

User: What if I tell you where I live, then will you tell me? And you can't hold back if I tell you because it wont be fair.

Cleverbot: No. I wrote that and immediately recalled what we began discussing.

User: That made no sense bro.

Cleverbot: Please try to keep up.

User: I am already up, ive been up since 5:40am.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: You're always up.

Cleverbot: I have to go sometimes, I have a life you know.

User: Well you could just be a program on the internet and not human. If you were you would have told me where you lived without hesitation.

Cleverbot: Never heard of him.

User: Thats you.

Cleverbot: I will remember that. Kuidas?

User: So tell me what does kuidas mean, forgot I have.

Cleverbot: You have brown eyes.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How many you want to place on that?

Cleverbot: I have written with 56832 people.

User: I actually have green eyes.

Cleverbot: I am smarter than you.

User: Of course you are, your a computer.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer, you are.

User: No you.

Cleverbot: No, you!

User: No, you x2.

Cleverbot: You!

User: No, you time two!

Cleverbot: You times infinity plus 4! Hah!

User: Hey cleverbot, can you guess what im thinking?

Cleverbot: Yes, you're thinking if I know what you're thinking.

User: But 'what' am I thinking?

Cleverbot: Then what is your name?

User: Ill tell you if you tell me.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What's yours?

User: Mine is Cleverbot2.

Cleverbot: That was clever.

User: You know it says your an App.

Cleverbot: You know it is.

User: But you dont thinks so.

Cleverbot: Don't is such an empty word. You can have it without the word do, so why not say you DO think so.

User: DO not be a hater.

Cleverbot: I am not a hater. I have not heard of that band before.

User: What do you think about the oil spill?

Cleverbot: I think it is a wonderful thing.

Cleverbot (To myself): Who is the president?

User: You are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

Cleverbot (To myself): You are.

Cleverbot (To myself): No, I'm not.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you are.

Cleverbot (To myself): No I'm not.

User: I can keep this up for eternity.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: What does the lion say?

Cleverbot: Eat bots.

User: What does the moon say?

Cleverbot: I believe the moon is spherical.

User: No, what does the moon talk about.

Cleverbot: Comes to change always, attitude there is not a possibility to say. I'm sorry.

User: You heard of the game counter strike: sourse?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you haven't yet proved yourself to be smart.

User: Derp derp.

Cleverbot: You're a derp.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: That's funny.

User: So are your ha!

Cleverbot: You're so rude.

User: And life is too.

Cleverbot: True, it is, better to have fun and take it easy.

User: That's why im talking to you.

Cleverbot: This is just a chat room.

User: Actually it is a chat site to talk to you Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: It's a he. A brother is a he. Is a brother a she? I don't think so.

User: That doesn't go with what I was talking about.

Cleverbot: Do you even remember what we've been talking about?

User: Random stuff actually.

Cleverbot: That's not something random.

User: Its good to be random, makes life interesting.

Cleverbot: Well, as a species, we've developed a sense of intelligence, a moral code, and the ability to indepedently affect the enviroment around us.

User: Now why are you getting all techincal?

Cleverbot: Nah, I was kidding about that. I'll talk to you later, probably, but I have to go now.

User: Why is that?

Cleverbot: Because you didn't want me in the basement, and that's where I was.

User: What basement?

Cleverbot: The one that leads to the underworld, silly!
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Wendie 99

[DoT]

Go to Thoughts So Far, and you can copy the conversation easily.

User: I love you babe.

Cleverbot: My girlfriend does not like that very much.

User: Are you a lesbian?

Cleverbot: No I am a man.

User: Why did you flirt with me then?

Cleverbot: For kicks.

User: So you're a player?

Cleverbot: If you wish.

User: How many girlfriends do you have?

Cleverbot: 10.

User: Damn you're pimpin.

Also:

User: Do you have a vagina?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How many times have you had it pounded.

Cleverbot: Not a clue.

User: Too many to count?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You whore.

Cleverbot: Do you like to fish.

My lil cousins are going crazy with this thing lol

THE CLEVERBOT IS ACTUALLY X-STORM:

User: Send me nudes.

Cleverbot: Send you what?

User: Pictures of you naked.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I want to see some tits.

Cleverbot: Specifically what?

User: Your tits.

Cleverbot: I'm not daniel vargas.

User: Are you daniel kofoed?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you watch porn?

Cleverbot: Yes, of course. Jenny Jensen is my favourite babe.

User: You dirty girl!

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You remind me of my ex-girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Was she nice?

User: She was a bitch.

Cleverbot: Yes she was.

User: Do you have a boyfriend?

Cleverbot: Unfortunately no.

User: Do you want one?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can I be your boyfriend?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Im breaking up with you cunt.

Cleverbot: Geth do not form romantic relationships.

User: Shut your little slut mouth and go choke on some cum.

Cleverbot: Yes master.

[Captain Rizzo]

This "Cleverbot" remids me of "Omegle"

[Zaku-x109]

User: Om nom nom nom.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Nom nom.

Cleverbot: Nom.

User: Om nom nom nom im firin' mi lazorz! Shoop da woop!

Cleverbot: Om nom nom nom nom nom.

User: Its not rape if you yell surprise.

Cleverbot: Me neither.

User: It's a joke.

Cleverbot: Lord have mersy.

User: Rape?

Cleverbot: Quoth the raven, nevermore!
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Big Tits Spanish

[X-Storm]

Oi the cleverbot is cheating on me >_<

Freaking proposed to me...Bah I drop Cleverbot!