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    Default Bored Poem sucking up poem you name it poem

    I look up to the sky and what do i see
    Sios, Pastiez, Ender and Jack - dee
    If i didn't know better they'd give me a fright
    Their statuesque figures and powers of might
    Like Gods on Mt. Olympus they rule on high
    But just like you and me they know how to laugh and cry
    They are servants unto know one but they don't see it as so
    that they are better than anyone, they don't put on a show

    Dealing out judgments, like Gods unto thee
    They keep the servers safe, for players like you and me
    Teaching us the ways of adminship and leadership
    Telling us not to abuse our powers like slay and no clip
    Together they have gathered Admins and regs alike
    Together we have bonded through text in game and on a mic

    N/u is place to blow off some steam
    For you to pwn n00bs and yourself get creamed
    I've played many games, with many guilds been in another clain
    but I keep coming back because I'm N/U's biggest fan
    They give second chances to schmucks who leave and come back
    Dignity, intellect, and even handedness they don't lack
    My nose is so brown it could have been in their asses
    My poem i give to you the masses

    Back to the room that pastiez keeps me in shackles and chains
    IN my hot latex outfit don't worry i love the pains
    Pastiez: I OWN YOU
    Hellscreams: Tru...
    Pastiez: You're my bitch!
    Hellscreams: It fits...
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    that is good, although you have many many issues

    <3 always, you grasshopper
    pasties
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    Turtletara420: Hahahaha. Pasties Yes Ur the master....always
    Turtletara420: Prob. shouldn't have said that, but yes...Ur the master!!! I bow at ur feet! Oh master how can I serve

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    some one started the 4/20 celebration early!

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    I don't smoke weed i don't do dope
    I am as saintly as the german pope
    Lead us not into temptation, evil as well
    Clear your mind, foul things don't dwell
    A good life is with drugs or without
    It's all in your mind whether your good or a lout
    Many people have differing view points
    Whether to stay smoke free or light up some joints
    I used to smoke, a onnie or two
    That is until i joined the Walgreens crew
    It wasn't worth my job, my family my time
    to light up that sweet smelling bob marley pine

    I am on the side of those pot smoking guys
    Against the government machine that spreads the hateful lies
    I have always fought for the legality of pot
    Because contrary to popular believe as bad as alcohol it is not
    Given the attitude, the use, and the time
    People can use it and get along fine
    As long as they don't smoke up and drive
    Just like alcohol they will protect everyones lives
    Make it legal, tax the shit outta marijuana
    But only if you want the USA outta debt, douwanna?
    Hundreds of thousands will toke, release us from debt
    Trillions of dollars in surplus again and out of the deficit

    That is all, my pot rhyme will stop
    Now all you free loving hippies smoke up that pot
    Pastiez: I OWN YOU
    Hellscreams: Tru...
    Pastiez: You're my bitch!
    Hellscreams: It fits...
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    LOL good stuff here!
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    Now that is just hot!!!
    Household *6*... Commander at home.

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    rofl. oh i loved that last one hell. and so very true.
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