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  1. 05-22-2008 #1
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    Default Daddy, how was i born?

    "Daddy, how was I born?"

    A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
    The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


    Scroll down...You'll love this ......
































































    "You got Male!"
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    |W0rd|SexualTurtletara420ת/ύ: Hey there daddy..

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    \\\ ///
    ( @ @ )
    .....o00o.(_).o00o.....


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  2. 05-22-2008 #2
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    lol
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  3. 05-23-2008 #3
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    ROFL, that was good 9.5/10 from me! although i am stoned, and everything is funnier when you are stoned GOOD TIMES
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    Turtletara420: Hahahaha. Pasties Yes Ur the master....always
    Turtletara420: Prob. shouldn't have said that, but yes...Ur the master!!! I bow at ur feet! Oh master how can I serve
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    WHEN I GET BORED I PUT STUFF LIKE NERDS IN MY BUM! ITS FUN MY BUM TURNS COLORS!!

    WHEN I GOTO THE GROCERY STORE I LIKE TO STEAM WATERMELONS..
    BTW I HAVE FLAPS DISEASE. dont tell anyone..caps are my friend
    easy target: i am going to make some pasties.
    Wolfeh: =))?
    easy target: lol
    easy target: pasta
    easy target: not pasties.
    Wolfeh: Wow. Nice typo.
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    wolfeh, stfu
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    ahhahahaa good one
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    very nice, sio, very nice!

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    lol, nice!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolfeh
    WHEN I GET BORED I PUT STUFF LIKE NERDS IN MY BUM! ITS FUN MY BUM TURNS COLORS!!

    WHEN I GOTO THE GROCERY STORE I LIKE TO STEAM WATERMELONS..
    BTW I HAVE FLAPS DISEASE. dont tell anyone..caps are my friend



    .........


    When the hell did this happen?


    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
    easy target: i am going to make some pasties.
    Wolfeh: =))?
    easy target: lol
    easy target: pasta
    easy target: not pasties.
    Wolfeh: Wow. Nice typo.
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  10. 06-21-2008 #10
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    looks like our forum hacker has returned....

    dun dun duuuuuuunnnnnn
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