While touring a Red Indian reservation filming a documentary, Barbara Walters, famous American TV personality, was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the head-dresses of the male Indians.


So, she asked a brave who only had one feather in his head-dress and his reply was: 'Only have one woman. One woman, one feather.'

Feeling that the brave was only joking, she asked another and he

replied: 'Me have two women. Two women, two feathers.'

Still not convinced the feathers indicated number of sexual partners involved, she decided to interview the Chief.

Now the Chief had a head-dress full of feathers which, needless to say amused Ms. Walters who asked the Chief,

'Why do you have so many feathers in your head-dress?'



The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said: 'Me Chief, me screw 'em all. Big, small, fat and tall, me screw 'em all.'

Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, 'You ought to be hung.'

The Chief said: 'You damn right, me hung, big like buffalo, long like snake.'



Ms. Walters cried, 'You don't have to be so hostile.'

The Chief replied: 'Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style me

screw 'em all.'

With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, 'Oh dear.'



The Chief said: 'No deer.... Ass too high, run too fast!