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    haha i thought id start up a poem thread, not for fags, but for jokes.
    i was reading some online and inspired me to write some, and these are what i wrote.
    feel free to add what u want, i wanna see what crazy shit we can all come up with lol


    There once was a monkey who shred some tears
    He had a pair of jungle ears
    He liked to fight
    Like a knight
    Then threw feces from his rear

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    There once was a man named Jack
    He liked to smoke some crack
    He got high
    Almost died
    Now everyone thinks he's wack

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    Ring, ring, knock on the door
    Who is it? It's a whore!
    Came on in, closed the door
    She later left with a sore

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    Sin Sin Sala Bin
    Mr.Tim couldn't get it in
    He got frustrated, He got mad
    It just ended up making him sad

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    There once was a man from Kentucky
    One night he got lucky
    She stole his shit, He shit a brick
    He never slept with another chick
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