Chessy is going away...

[chessypeddler]

I have some dire news: I will have no internet for sometime. To connect the dots if you have not already: I will no longer be able to connect to n00bunlimited gun game

I know this terrible tragedy will probably cause many of you to weep inconsolably

Although my return is uninsured, I will attempt to reunite my computer with the internet in the foreseeable future.

But why chessy?

-Because some hacker --who's genitals would look great on my wall btw-- stole my fathers identity (I think the hackers name is Timothy Barnum and hes a religious freak judging by his orders with our credit card) and the lovely (lovely like a swift kick to the balls is enjoyable) people at Verizon's only suggestion was that we create a new email account and they could not close our email that was hacked O_o.

So this hacker is free to use an email account in our name? And wait, whats that? You can't expunge this asshole out of MY account when I'm the one who is footing the bill!? Some network you have.

So we ended our service with them for being incompetent and unhelpful.

Until I get my internet back I bid you ado N/U!

[DoT]

Good luck chessy.
Hope to see you back soon.
You can borrow my bazooka if you find the hooker.

[Ryan]

I am really sorry to hear this. You were one of my favorite regulars.

Hope you get things figured out soon enough.

[Rey]

GL Chessy!!
Fuck the "hackers"

[ninja]

We will miss the chess man

[IceBitch]

sorry to hear, gl sweety

[SmurfSniper]

No chessy

[DoT]

My bazooka will always be here is ya need chessy ^^

[Jokers_Wyled]

I hope you catch the guy and nail his nuts to a shed wall with a nail gun.