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    One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts tossing them
    in the air, and then catching them in his mouth.

    In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he
    turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig
    it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper.

    He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became
    worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the
    door, their daughter(wolfeh) came home with her date (Mallerz). After being informed of the
    problem, their daughter's date(Mallerz) said he could get the peanut out..

    The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two
    fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father
    blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.

    The mother and wolfeh jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted
    that it was nothing.

    Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so
    wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows
    older?'

    The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.'
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    Turtletara420: Hahahaha. Pasties Yes Ur the master....always
    Turtletara420: Prob. shouldn't have said that, but yes...Ur the master!!! I bow at ur feet! Oh master how can I serve

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    that is fucking classic pasties
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    wOW that sick pasties... how does the dad know what the daughters vagina smells like!!!

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    you said vagina.
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    Turtletara420: Prob. shouldn't have said that, but yes...Ur the master!!! I bow at ur feet! Oh master how can I serve

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    I like this.

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    thats funny shit man

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    Lmfao
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    GL wolfeh :P
    DD [r] иα∂ιαٿ: and your pretty damn hot...just saying

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    Lmfao.
    easy target: i am going to make some pasties.
    Wolfeh: =))?
    easy target: lol
    easy target: pasta
    easy target: not pasties.
    Wolfeh: Wow. Nice typo.

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