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    Default Awesome way to start the day

    So my day started out fantastic. 1st I get a call at 4:12 this morning telling me that the burglar alarm at work went off, so I get dressed and go to meet the cops their, they're the ones that set it off when they went inside to investigate. Someone had smashed the front door with a brick and went inside, all they stole was 90 cartons of fucking cigarettes, no money, nothing else. The thief broke in at 3:20 this morning and the motion sensors didn't set the alarm off, the bitch was in and out within 3 minutes so the cops wouldn't have made it there in time anyway, but that's almost $5400 worth of smokes. All we can tell from the video is that the guy was white, other than that he was wearing all black, gloves, and a ski mask, thick fucker probably cased the store the last couple of weeks, cuz it seemed like he knew exactly where he was going. On top of all that I think I had food poisoning the day before.

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    Lol that's crazy. I'm surprised that the alarm didn't go off...

    On the other hand, any N|U members in need of some smokes? I got your hookup

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    lol. Ill take about 40 cartons, Might go sell them out on the streets, make some money, and pay for school :P
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    im not sure he trades for sex kaley....





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    Quote Originally Posted by SmurfSniper View Post
    im not sure he trades for sex kaley....
    Very amusing cause i would never do ender :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by SmurfSniper View Post
    im not sure he trades for sex kaley....
    lies,
    btw, my Boss says I gotta get the cigs back, meet ya out back ender......













    lol, that would suck if I had to get those back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Asian Invasion View Post
    lies,
    btw, my Boss says I gotta get the cigs back, meet ya out back ender......











    lol, that would suck if I had to get those back.
    Asian i am secretly your boss. I own the store, chain, etc. Get those cig's back.
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    Well, guess what folks? 2 guys broke into the store this morning, and stole... Wait for it... Cigarettes! They led police on a 100+mph chase, po-po got them fuckers, now gotta do the fun thing trying to figure out what exactly was stolen, seems like just cig cartons for now.

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    lol wow. a 100 mph chase over cigarettes

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    lol what ppl do for that nasty addiction
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