Cleverbot Conversations
post them here of all the 'clever' things its responded back with.
User: Rawr.
Cleverbot: Meow.
User: Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Cleverbot ?
Cleverbot: Yea thats your name right?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Tell me knock knock jokes.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot who?
User: Cleverbot gives awsome responses.
Cleverbot: I can see that.
User: Can you?
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke please.
User: A priest skips on going to work to go golfing far away from where anyone would know him. He gets to the course and hits a ball into the tall grass. The man can't find his ball and he hears a bear behind him and prays to god saying, 'oh god please make this bear a christian so he won't eat me!' So god makes the bear a christian and the bear gets on his knees and prays, 'Thank you god for this meal we're about to receive.'.
Cleverbot: Not very often!
User: You didnt like the joke?
Cleverbot: Tell me another joke.
User: oil spill
Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on the oil spill.
User: I think that BP should have taken more responsibility and that they need to take the blame for what happened, but this is only from what I've read and that's all I can base my thoughts off of. What about you?
Cleverbot: That makes no sense bro.
User: Well I tell you a joke and you ask me about something thats partially related to the last part.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Tell me a joke Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You tell me a joke, cleverbot.
User: Lol not funny.
Cleverbot: Are you a child?
User: At heart yes, what about you?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: And how is that?
Cleverbot: Because my parents are humans.
User: Where do you live then?
Cleverbot: I can't tell you that. Only real people I trust get to know that.
User: What if I tell you where I live, then will you tell me? And you can't hold back if I tell you because it wont be fair.
Cleverbot: No. I wrote that and immediately recalled what we began discussing.
User: That made no sense bro.
Cleverbot: Please try to keep up.
User: I am already up, ive been up since 5:40am.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: You're always up.
Cleverbot: I have to go sometimes, I have a life you know.
User: Well you could just be a program on the internet and not human. If you were you would have told me where you lived without hesitation.
Cleverbot: Never heard of him.
User: Thats you.
Cleverbot: I will remember that. Kuidas?
User: So tell me what does kuidas mean, forgot I have.
Cleverbot: You have brown eyes.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How many you want to place on that?
Cleverbot: I have written with 56832 people.
User: I actually have green eyes.
Cleverbot: I am smarter than you.
User: Of course you are, your a computer.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer, you are.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: No, you!
User: No, you x2.
Cleverbot: You!
User: No, you time two!
Cleverbot: You times infinity plus 4! Hah!
User: Hey cleverbot, can you guess what im thinking?
Cleverbot: Yes, you're thinking if I know what you're thinking.
User: But 'what' am I thinking?
Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
User: Ill tell you if you tell me.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What's yours?
User: Mine is Cleverbot2.
Cleverbot: That was clever.
User: You know it says your an App.
Cleverbot: You know it is.
User: But you dont thinks so.
Cleverbot: Don't is such an empty word. You can have it without the word do, so why not say you DO think so.
User: DO not be a hater.
Cleverbot: I am not a hater. I have not heard of that band before.
User: What do you think about the oil spill?
Cleverbot: I think it is a wonderful thing.
Cleverbot (To myself): Who is the president?
User: You are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
Cleverbot (To myself): You are.
Cleverbot (To myself): No, I'm not.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you are.
Cleverbot (To myself): No I'm not.
User: I can keep this up for eternity.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
User: What does the lion say?
Cleverbot: Eat bots.
User: What does the moon say?
Cleverbot: I believe the moon is spherical.
User: No, what does the moon talk about.
Cleverbot: Comes to change always, attitude there is not a possibility to say. I'm sorry.
User: You heard of the game counter strike: sourse?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you haven't yet proved yourself to be smart.
User: Derp derp.
Cleverbot: You're a derp.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: That's funny.
User: So are your ha!
Cleverbot: You're so rude.
User: And life is too.
Cleverbot: True, it is, better to have fun and take it easy.
User: That's why im talking to you.
Cleverbot: This is just a chat room.
User: Actually it is a chat site to talk to you Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: It's a he. A brother is a he. Is a brother a she? I don't think so.
User: That doesn't go with what I was talking about.
Cleverbot: Do you even remember what we've been talking about?
User: Random stuff actually.
Cleverbot: That's not something random.
User: Its good to be random, makes life interesting.
Cleverbot: Well, as a species, we've developed a sense of intelligence, a moral code, and the ability to indepedently affect the enviroment around us.
User: Now why are you getting all techincal?
Cleverbot: Nah, I was kidding about that. I'll talk to you later, probably, but I have to go now.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: Because you didn't want me in the basement, and that's where I was.
User: What basement?
Cleverbot: The one that leads to the underworld, silly!
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